In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
