Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
pop tarts are not kleenex
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
