Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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