he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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