How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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