I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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