vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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