Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Even my vagina gasped.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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