He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
