I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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