By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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