I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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