Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I AM VODKA MAN
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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