Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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