If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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