We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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