I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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