Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Drake has all the answers
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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