just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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