But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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