Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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