Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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