There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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