doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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