I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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