So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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