If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
