And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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