Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
