But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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