yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
