wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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