I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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