I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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