whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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