Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
