Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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