I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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