ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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