so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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