Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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