i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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