what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
