Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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