C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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