He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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