mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You ruined the universe
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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