YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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