I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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