Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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