David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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