I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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