Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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