Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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